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This is the homepage of the best debater in the history of the world. I am the re-incarnation of Clarence Darrow! I am the national champion in everything!! And if you believe that, I have a bridge in Brooklyn I'd be willing to sell for the tiny price of $100. In fact my name is Patrick Woods and I'm a student at the Bronx High School of Science. I'm President of the Speech and Debate team but national champion in less than nothing. And this wonderful creation, is my page:

Links -lets face it, the most interesting thing on my page, are other peoples pages.

My Gripes Page -My 4n6 Complaints

My Quote Collection Page -You said it, I thought it was funny, profound, or important here it is.

My enemies list -I can't think of any reason this shouldn't be public knowledge can you?

more to come, if I ever return to my senses. :-)

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